Maybe the reason why no one agrees with me is that everyone has been infected by brain slugs.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    “Thank god, I’m free of that nightmare!”

    “Sorry, buddy. Here you go.”

    “Thank you. It was cold on the floor.”

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• daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That makes no sense at all. You need some air, I suggest you take a walk outside without a hat.

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• TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Have you considered the possibility that nobody agrees with you because you’re always right and everyone else is always wrong.

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait, how did you know? Are you my brain slug?

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    • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s because I’m always wrong. Just don’t think about the implications of this conversation.

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey!!! This person doesn’t have a brain slug! Get Them!

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I tried but they kept starving to death.

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• cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Slugpsism

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• possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I feel like this could be the official narrative in Russia.

  Everyone who criticizes Putin has brain worms

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’d be surprised how many things you can apply it to.

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    (raspy zombie voice) "Uhhhhhghh uhh If only all my male role models of my family that the CIA assassinated could see me now

    imagine how proud they'd be"

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• RadicalEagle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The yerks are on Earth.

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s a yerk?

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    • RadicalEagle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Brain slugs from the Animorphs book series.

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animorphs

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• Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What are you going to do to people I don’t like?

  Attach Brain Slugs to them…

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    genius.

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think my brain slug might be defective then.

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve been told agreeing with me is listed on 6 different sets of criteria of the DSM-5.

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