I drive through it a few times a year, living in Denver but have family in Minnesota/Wisconsin. As crazy as it sounds, at least you have small towns and corn fields along I-80. There are some areas in Colorado (stretches of I-76, US-287 between Hugo and Kit Carson) where there’s just… Nothing. Like, you’d be surprised at how much more empty a corn field can be, and it totally does weird you out how far you are from a simple gas station, let alone a familiar McDonald’s (neither of those towns have that; I believe you’d have to go from Limon to Lamar to get from one McDonald’s to the next on that road, which is almost 2 hours)
Driving through Nebraska twice nearly broke me. The people who live there must be among the hardest motherfuckers alive.
Submitted 4 weeks ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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spongebue@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I lived in Utah for 6 years and loved driving through the empty parts of Utah and Colorado. Even Nevada sort of a little bit. I found it a far more stark, imposing, beautiful emptiness. Like "I could literally die if I broke down here…that’s so cool.* I remember one time driving out from SLC to Dinosaur, CO for the dispensary, and that stretch was just stunning. At one point, I had two dust devils spinning off to my right, and a rainstorm way off to my left over these lush, Shire-esque rolling green hills. I miss the west already.
tyler@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Empty Colorado isn’t really flat though. It has rolling hills. Nebraska and Kansas are like Minecraft superflat worlds.
spongebue@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Eastern Colorado might as well be west Kansas. Both areas I mentioned are in eastern Colorado.
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Storytime?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Unfortunately, “I drove through Nebraska twice” is the whole story. It’s impossible to capture how Twilight Zone-esque it feels. It just never ends and never changes. There’s nothing. Corn and nothing. More corn and more nothing. I was recalling how a few months back, some of my dumbass nephews were running their mouths about going to a college football game IN NEBRASKA. AS VISITORS. And stirring up shit. And that makes me laugh, because I can’t comprehend the kind of sheer numbness necessary to live in that place. It just feels like 1 out of 5 serial killers should be burly, corn-fed, bored-as-shit Nebraskans, but I don’t believe that’s the case?
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Kansas is very much the same, though it has some “hills” in one county. I cannot stress how oppressive it is to stand on a 3 story building and see the curve of the earth. The only thing I disliked more was the ocean.
kobra@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
I’ve never been to Nebraska but I do know farming can be a 24 hour job so I’m not sure how bored they are but they are definitely likely to be corn fed, lol.
expr@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Have you ever been to southeastern Nebraska? Like… Where most people in the state live? It’s nothing like western Nebraska. I live in Lincoln and it’s a great place to live: progressive, lots of parks, great school system, nice downtown area, beautiful university campus, etc. Nothing like you’re describing. Nebraskans don’t actually go to western Nebraska very much.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
nebrASKA probably sounded cool if they associated it with alASKA
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I mean… we don’t call it the Great Plains for nothing. Great used to mean big not necessarily good, for instance, Great Britain is the largest British isle.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Could also explain a lot of MAGA confusion.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Nice diss lol
snek_boi@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
This sounds interesting. I’m just not sure it’s a shower thought. Is it?
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Like the Fremen. Harsh environments breed tough people.
mspencer712@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Omaha resident. I don’t drive through Nebraska from end to end. I just live here.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Hang in there, friend. I can say this much: you all sure do have a lot of corn. All of the stories are true. So.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’ve driven through Nebraska. I have some family there too. It’s an awful, empty place. Corn and dirt. Occasionally a manufacturer and a walmart. That’s it. It’s like depression manifest.
expr@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Most of the population lives in the southeastern corner of the state, in Omaha, Lincoln, Nebraska City, and some surrounding counties. I live in Lincoln and it’s a very nice place to live. Western Nebraska is completely different and not many people live there, and most people in the state don’t go there either unless they are driving through.
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
How many tornadoes? Is the city progressive?