wait did ‘holy water’ just mean ‘the strong stuff the monks are brewing’?
Unholy curses
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seaplant@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Although Holy Water™ may be diluted indefinitely and still be considered “holy” we do recommend 70% HBV (Holy by Volume) for your anti-undead topical needs and dilution below 40% for internal purification.
Geobloke@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I was about to say, i could sell my alcoholism as demon repellent
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Well, ethanol was, literally, called the “Water of Life”
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Weird how soap never got it included in the supernatural remedy arsenal. Maybe too mundane …
Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
They didn’t really get the importance of handwashing before the 1840s as far as I know.
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
“Sorry, wrong one!” pulls out pumpkin spice and sage hand cream
Vampire: “Oh fuckk”HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I always want to mention, remember hwo you might say bless you when someone sneezes. Bcs, it was thought that you where expelling evil spirts that where possessing your body? Like viruses? Possession was illness…
Fossifoo@hexbear.net 4 weeks ago
What do you mean, want to see? The conservatives already hate it. smoothskin
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
You guys really shouldn’t talk about pale skinned people with garlic sensitivities like that.
The coffin in my room is because it looks cool. I do not sleep it it, that is what the bed is for. The bottles have a cranberry drink in them do not drink them they are mine and they are special and expensive.
Now, can I come in?
OpenStars@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
That's "*may*" I come in. Unless...
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peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
Uh. Well. See technically that’s why I asked.