Unholy curses

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• peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You guys really shouldn’t talk about pale skinned people with garlic sensitivities like that.

  The coffin in my room is because it looks cool. I do not sleep it it, that is what the bed is for. The bottles have a cranberry drink in them do not drink them they are mine and they are special and expensive.

  Now, can I come in?

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That's "*may*" I come in. Unless...

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Uh. Well. See technically that’s why I asked.

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• seaplant@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  wait did ‘holy water’ just mean ‘the strong stuff the monks are brewing’?

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  • JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Although Holy Water™ may be diluted indefinitely and still be considered “holy” we do recommend 70% HBV (Holy by Volume) for your anti-undead topical needs and dilution below 40% for internal purification.

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  • Geobloke@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I was about to say, i could sell my alcoholism as demon repellent

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  • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well, ethanol was, literally, called the “Water of Life”

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Weird how soap never got it included in the supernatural remedy arsenal. Maybe too mundane …

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  • Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They didn’t really get the importance of handwashing before the 1840s as far as I know.

    See also: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignaz_Semmelweis/

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• Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Sorry, wrong one!” pulls out pumpkin spice and sage hand cream
  Vampire: “Oh fuckk”

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• HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I always want to mention, remember hwo you might say bless you when someone sneezes. Bcs, it was thought that you where expelling evil spirts that where possessing your body? Like viruses? Possession was illness…

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• Fossifoo@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What do you mean, want to see? The conservatives already hate it. smoothskin

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• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  youtu.be/XQbPaBRvaJw

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