Her hook job marks the spot

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  … Does the pirate gf… have a pegleg?

  Just asking.

  No particular reason why.

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  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Please do not use your “foot” for pegging play.

    You just had to remind me of an ancient internet “shock” video where an amputee uses their ankle stump to “stump” the asshole of someone in a sex swing.

    As prize, you get the knowledge that video exists.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Its ok, I don’t think I will actually be running into any female pirates with actual peg legs any time soon.

      Also, to reciprocate your knowledge sharing, I also remember now a video of a guy fucking a girl who … basically just had a layer of skin over the part of her skull where her eye would have been… in said psuedo eye socket.

      Also a very bad idea.

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I remember them sending that on German late, late night TV. I think it’s a Bruce LaBruce movie. They weren’t allowed to send anything hardcore so it was mostly softcore things (70s nonsense) but this movie just had a lot of pixilation. A curious choice for the first time they sent anything gay.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No, but she’s got a nice booty.

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• Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Making an honest woman out of a hooker.

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• PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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