how do i become a Scientologist?

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• BlindFrog@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  youtu.be/dBvGTirLJ4Q

  I honestly never knew what scientology was based on until my SO sent me this video. Their lore is so loony, you would mistake it for the cringiest of badly-written fantasy sci fi, even more embarrassing than the Book of Mormon.

  And if you join, all you’d become is a ripe slave for their abuse. Yes, scientology is straight up bad.

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• jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s easy. You just pay money.

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Easy: go to a center and have a “psychological screening”

  They will then charge you money for books.

  And everything you said in the screening will be used to black mail you for the rest of your life.

  Every penny you earn will belong to them and you’ll disappear if you resist.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, it’s a cult so you just ask. But it’s also a scam, so they’ll want all your money to get points for the cult that can be used to purchase new skins for your thetans.

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• Libra@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t. Even if it’s not a cult (it totally is) it’s a scam designed to extract money from people. If you just want to give up a significant portion of your money and feel like you belong you’re welcome to buy a shitload of weed and come hang out with my friends and I.

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• JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s easy enough to become one, as it is any cult member, if you want to. Just approach a member of the cult, ask to join, and give them your life savings. But why would you want to?

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• colourlesspony@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think you need to be wealthy/high paying job and then they send you a letter.

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• FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well,

  It turns out that there are stupid questions

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