When we grew up everyone was really poor. Our butler was poor, our gardeners were poor, our maids were poor, our cooks were poor, etc. But at least in exchange for their passports my parents gave them a job opportunity. They even had a few bucks left after their rent was subtracted from their salery. Even their partners and children helped with all the chores. My family provided for a whole community this way. And before you call us racist, they were all black (except for my dad’s private maids who Epstein helped getting a job). I don’t understand why people hate me so much. I did nothing wrong. I even offer very young influences to bear my children, I provide a wide community. Plus I cut federal budgets so I can get us faster to Mars, because that’s not cheap you know. And who doesn’t want to go to mars? So far it only costed 7 billion tax dollars to send a banana to near orbit, imagine what we could do when we cut social security checks and health care.
The onion writers crying
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LordWiggle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 11 months ago
The original quote:
In an email to The Post, his father, Errol, said Musk and his younger brother were “interested in motorbikes, computers, basketball and a little about girls. They were not into political nonsense, and we lived in a very well-run, law-abiding country with virtually no crime at all. Actually no crime. We had several black servants who were their friends.”
Original article: washingtonpost.com/…/elon-musk-race-dei-doge/
frezik@midwest.social 11 months ago
Lucille Bluth says she’s friends with her Hispanic servant, “even though she’s an illegal”.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 11 months ago
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
You have cursed us all today
Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
What’s with the capitalization of every word?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Headline-poisoning.
frezik@midwest.social 11 months ago
Going a bit meta: has the right wing poisoned this well, too? The way they Capitalize Random Words is bad, but title case in OP is valid.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Article title
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Commonly known as Title Case. Pretty ubiquitous when it comes to article headlines.
ccunning@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Another Musk that has to pay for friends?
Checks out…
Octavusss@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Some of my best slaves were argonian’s… Ok that came out wrong.