Your majesty

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I like hanging out with the mushroom king.

  He’s a fungi.

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  • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That mushroom at the bar buying drinks for everyone; he’s a fungi to be with.

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    • ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Been hanging out with a girl, I guess you could say I’ve got a fun gal infection

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• Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As far as I know there are a lot of fungi that have hundreds or even thousands of mating types, i.e. “sexes”. Fungi are weird.

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve heard that their orgies are as complex as they are awesome

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    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pictured below: one kinky little fucker

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    • PolarKraken@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      'twas told to me that in many ways they refuse to cooperate with our system of taxonomy at large, too freaky to ever be properly pinned down

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• lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A kingdom always seeking expansion. Stop expanding into my stale bread dammit!

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  • ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The stale bread is fine for expansion. It’s the expansion into edible bread that annoys me.

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    • Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      But stale bread for French toast??

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• UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t know if fungi would be okay with the fact that we antropomorphize their reproductive organs.

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  • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We simply respond with the fact that we anthropomorphize our own as well.

    (Isn’t that right, big fella?)

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    • UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “What did you see? tell me! Don’t just stand there!”

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• General_Effort@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d be more supportive of fungi independence if they aimed for a democratic republic. Just saying.

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  • the_artic_one@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And let those filthy aspergillus or god-forbid hypomyces have a say in how we run things? I think not, long-live king Muscaria of Amanitaceae!

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    • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      hypomyces

      So these are parasitic mushrooms, okay. Are there any mushrooms that live as parasites on hypomyces? So basically a mushroom human centipede?

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• 42yeah@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nooooo! It’s fungi propaganda!!!

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• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But it was enough, for the koopa’s were mounting strength…

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Hey everybody! This guy says that Pluto is a mutha fuckin’ planet!”

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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