Submitted 3 weeks ago by countrypunk@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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This is the face of having regular movements and suddenly missing one.
The rest of your day is ruined, wondering if you might die and never poop again, what you did wrong to anger the BM gods, did you eat a whole loaf of bread yesterday? No… WHY? Where did your poop go?
Then you shit double the next day and the relief washes over you lime you’ve been born again, rising from the ashes.
Counterpoint: getting the shit shivers from random foods afterwards
My poop has been hard as rock for the past 2 days. Don’t know what’s causing this. I’m drinking enough water tho… So, yeah, I highly demand regular bowel movement…
Fiber
Thank you. Now my poop has been civilized!
Anybody else poop 2-3 times in the morning? Hmu bff aaf
feelsGoodMan
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Man I was a heavy alcoholic for like 12 years. I don’t take my shits for granted, every day I wake up regular and a work of art slides out my ass. I’m seriously grateful for it.
Yall don’t know what it’s like having vodka shits for that long
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I used to dabble with opioids until I quit in like 2020 and the chronic constipation only stopped last summer. Regular shits both in interval and texture are what life is truly about.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My brother’s an alcoholic, doesn’t eat well, smoking is what keeps him regular. He came over once cuz he needed my help selling some stuff. I eat kale pretty consistently and was making it that night. The next day unprompted he texts me “HOLY SHIT ITS NEVER BEEN SO SMOOTH!” Fuggin hilarious