Worth it
Only the biggest ones, folks, trust me!
Submitted 10 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
AntiGuide@feddit.org 10 months ago
Godric@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Some people- some people call me the throat GOAT, believe me folks, lots of people are saying it all over, some very smart people. I’ve got the rainbows and the glitter, they say 'Donald, nobody does glitter better than you, wow”
Sanctus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Imagine the world we’d be living in if this was true.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
People say no one has ever chugged a cock with more grace. They actually say that. No one. Not ever. And they’re right.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
He came, big man, tough man, tears in his eyes. Thanking me for what I did.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
God, when I read it it was like his voice was saying it in my head.
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
League of Legends 🤢
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 10 months ago
I don’t suck dicks, but if I did, I’d be good at it
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Only the biggest dicks. Huge dicks. Many people have been saying, they come up to me and say, “You look like you could take an incredibly big dick, Donny”. I’m not saying I do it, folks. But I have had a lot of people who think I should.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Stay thirsty, my friends.
hansolo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Just yesterday this guy comes up too me, big guy, hairy guy, tears in his eyes, and when I remove the ball gag he says “Sir, would you spank me. I heard you were the best, and I want the best.” And so I bent him over and spanked him to within an inch of his life. Other people, they would have stopped after a couple swats, but I really let him have it on his beautiful bear backside.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
This is the worst genre of fanfic.