Only the biggest ones, folks, trust me!

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• hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Just yesterday this guy comes up too me, big guy, hairy guy, tears in his eyes, and when I remove the ball gag he says “Sir, would you spank me. I heard you were the best, and I want the best.” And so I bent him over and spanked him to within an inch of his life. Other people, they would have stopped after a couple swats, but I really let him have it on his beautiful bear backside.

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is the worst genre of fanfic.

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• AntiGuide@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Worth it

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Some people- some people call me the throat GOAT, believe me folks, lots of people are saying it all over, some very smart people. I’ve got the rainbows and the glitter, they say 'Donald, nobody does glitter better than you, wow”

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    • koper@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Imagine the world we’d be living in if this was true.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  People say no one has ever chugged a cock with more grace. They actually say that. No one. Not ever. And they’re right.

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  • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He came, big man, tough man, tears in his eyes. Thanking me for what I did.

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      God, when I read it it was like his voice was saying it in my head.

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• RedAggroBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  League of Legends 🤢

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• AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t suck dicks, but if I did, I’d be good at it

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Only the biggest dicks. Huge dicks. Many people have been saying, they come up to me and say, “You look like you could take an incredibly big dick, Donny”. I’m not saying I do it, folks. But I have had a lot of people who think I should.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Stay thirsty, my friends.

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