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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  • Laughing burns about 1 calorie per minute.
  • I may have 10 extra pounds of fat stored on my fucking ass (probably a bit less, but round numbers are nice)
  • Fat is 4100 calories per pound
  • 41,000 minutes is roughly 1 lunar month of nonstop laughing

  Now you just need to convert units of funny into lunar months of laughing. I’m not doing all your homework for you.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That totals about 400 David Mitchells worth of fun

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  And what is a Fucking Ass?

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  • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Image

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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    A copulating donkey?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      If we are indeed talking about a donkey that is copulating, the joke probably doesn’t need to be that funny to get it off.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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  • picklejar@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Well placed reference

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• AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Normally: awfully darned funny. When sleep deprived: hardly funny at all.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I wish I could be in that sleep deprived state all the time

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