y'all know what time it is

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If I die and find myself at the pearly gates soup counter, only to be told, “No soup for you! You come back one year five hundred years!” I’m going to be pissed that the Catholics were right the whole damn time.

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  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Purgatory.

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  • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Worth it for the bisque

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have been there. I have seen him myself. If you too find yourself standing before him, do not fear. Look down. There are so, so, so many hairballs. It is disgusting.

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• fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  bro how old is this pic i could have seen this in like 2018 lol

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  • Bort@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You are welcome.

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• rooster_butt@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I thought the image was a slug like alien. Only to realize today it’s a cat. I kept seeing the cat ears as bulging eyes and the cat eyes as nostrils.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I promised them my bones to use after my death. The only surprise is that they are not crab

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