I can almost not wait to be a motorcycle!
When the machines eventually rise against humanity remember to disguise yourself as fire hydrant, a bus or a traffic light
Submitted 3 weeks ago by pocker_machine@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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sxan@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
rosco385@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
My crosswalk disguise is viable, it’s just a question of time at the tattooists…
P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Your back won’t understand your fronts hatred for you until it’s time to lie naked on asphalt or concrete.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
Finally, a real shower thought!
madame_gaymes@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
This assumes that Robots will have only the same 5 senses that humans do. Forgetting that they could also have things like lidar, xray, echolocation, sonar, etc. and the range of frequencies they could see/hear would probably be off the charts compared to our shitty ears.
fermuch@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Or… Maybe we’ll be conquered by rogue robots created by a very rich maniac with a fetish to only use cameras even thought everyone else is using radar, lidar and so on.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 weeks ago
I’m going to be the handlebar of a motorcycle, but be in my own square.
DrFistington@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s sad that it’s best hope for the future has become robots turning on us
OwlPaste@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Its more that with the data a murderous ai can parse it and learn to identify humans hiding as common things that humans identify for ai. pretend to be something random like a leaf!
MTK@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
As a 25th century time traveler, I identify as radioactive dust particles.
(Skynet pls don’t kill me)
OwlPaste@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
the plan works! 😀 i am getting my disguise!
OwlPaste@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
not sure its a good idea, humans have been used for years to visually identify all those things as part of captcha “proove your human”, by now ai gotta be pretty decent at that
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Capchas don’t work like that.
They way they work is they read everything about the movements that lead up to the choice, the actual choice has little to do with the analysis.
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s how websites use them to determine if you are a bot or not.
However, the companies that ever so nicely provide the captcha technology, and never ending supply of unique pictures… They don’t do that just because they love paying for the bandwidth and hosting all of this stuff for free. They use your clicks to train their AIs in image identification.
Flagstaff@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
It’s actually both; they are using the data for ML:
Captcha if you can: how you’ve been training AI for years without realising it