Is there anything the internet can't do?

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• RegularJoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can’t prove you wrong, but your post made me wonder this: Senator Ted Stevens in 2006, said that “the Internet is a series of tubes”. The Anus is the end of a tube (the lower intestine). Therefore, the Internet is a series of anuses. Prove me wrong.

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    can’t.

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• Battle_Masker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  the internet never told me they loved me

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  • Uninformed_Tyler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If anything the Internet hates you! But, don’t think your special, it hates us all.

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    • klu9@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So the internet is cats?

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    correct, a complex system of information sharing devices is way too busy for that

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• OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The internet did not invent the human anus.

  No, but it showed it to me in full goatse glory.

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  • XTL@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Maybe it didn’t start with internet, but internet has done more for spreading it than anything seen before.

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    • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No one spread a butthole before the internet? A bold claim, but I think you own the idea due to lack of prior documentation.

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• Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Okay, but you’re not gonna like it.

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s the spirit!

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• oldfart@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  artificial-anus

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• rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  God may have invented the human anus, but the internet made them equal.

  –meyotch

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The Internet can’t give head.

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

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    • Potatisen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Teledildonics, they never foresaw that in those old “what will life be 100 years from now” magazines.

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• Azzu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The internet has not fucked me anally either.

  Unless you count the dildos I bought online, which then fucked me anally… Oh no… It really can do anything!

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• cecilkorik@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The internet cannot download more RAM into your PC. (Sssh! Don’t tell them!)

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