Submitted 1 year ago by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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I don’t usually expect sexual innuendos at the pump.
These labels are a real life shitpost on their own. Why the parentheses? Why capitalize “Pumping”, “Push” and “Nozzle” but not “if”? What’s the function of that asterisk? How many question and exclamation marks do you really need? That first line isn’t even a question.
with Grammar skills, like THAT you could Easily(!!) Become:PRESIDENT!!!
I’ll be going to a different gas station, thanks.
What an interesting study in punctuation.
Where do I put these???)))(((…//“”"
Put your back into it.
They should’ve written “push me harder~” on the label
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Buddy found the symbols layer ln the label maker.