Submitted 1 day ago by supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
Like AAA studios do, I frantically edit my creation after unwisely releasing it prematurely to try to salvage some goodwill with people.
…maybe I missed my calling as a AAA game studios owner!?!
Promise everything, deliver just short of something, then charge people for the rest of the comment in DLC style payments.
For $10 i will italicize my comments in reply to you.
Or maybe I could label all my new comments as Early Access and my poor grammar and sentence structure then could just part of the exciting experience of being the first to experience them…
Just say that it’s a Beta comment and all will be forgiven
If you want, you can buy the early access pass to all of my comments. For $60USD, I’ll send you all of my rambling and error-riddled comments before they’re made available to the public.
Make it $70 and you’ve got a deal
No, don’t just give them to me, lock them under special spoiler warnings that are like mini-lootboxes I have to pay to unlock and see. Maybe the comment is useful, maybe it is a low effort stupid joke, you don’t know until after you have already wasted your money!
Rinse and repeat.
It’s okay if there are patch notes, right? Right??
Tracking down my references to obscure cognitive science podcasts gives people a sense of pride and accomplishment.
…much like the escalation from vegetarianism to local-first, as described by McRaney’s guest whose book cover features a rubber duck.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 minutes ago
You’re not getting paid for comments, though.