RIP (again)

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• superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My PTO is earned. I’ll use it when I please.

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  • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You’re using PTO for a death in the family?

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    • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Welcome to America. Oh you have none? Guess you won’t be grieving these bills ain’t gonna inflate themselves.

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    • superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nope, but I don’t have to fake a death to take a couple days.

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh, now I get the joke.

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes, but what about second PTO?

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    • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You get second PTO?

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• QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Thanks to divorce & remarriage, I used to have 8 living people that I considered grandparents, plus a few more that I guess could’ve also been considered grandparents, but they were estranged and I never met them. If everyone is divorced and remarried, I think you could claim up to 16 grandparents!

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  • BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And I thought I had a hard time with 7!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    yeah, i knew most other kids didn’t have five grandpas but that’s what I grew up with so it doesn’t seem unusual to me.

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• lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  all 4

  Amateurs. What about our poor stepparents’ parents?? Step-granny’s really had a hard winter this year.

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• UniversalMonk@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My parents divorced (they told me it was my fault) so I have 8

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