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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That reminds me of a hard working billionaire story:

  “How I made my first million:

  When I was a kid, we were poor. One day my dad gave me 20 pence. I went to the market and bought an apple. I polished it with my shirt, presented nicely and sold for 40 pence.

  Next day I bought two apples and did the same. On Saturday I already had sixteen apples and I knew my future was bright. On Sunday my aunt Sophia died and left me £1.5m”

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Also by day 32 he was polishing 4.3 billion apples a day with his shirt.

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    • FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Damn, if only he hadn’t been discouraged from continuing when he becoming a millionaire. Sad story of wasted potential. Remember to never accept socialist handouts and always pull yourself up by your bootstraps kids.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Unsurprising ending boomer joke.

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