If shit is present tense, and shat is past tense, is there no future tense of the word shit?

Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨over_clox@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨askhilariouschaos@hilariouschaos.com⁩

And if not, we need to resolve this fecal inconsistency immediately!

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twjolson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
If it was consistent, it would be in a better language - like Latin or Python.

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ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Shit: present Shat: past Yoyo: future

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- SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Yo-yoing is just Schrödinger’s shit.
  
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splinter@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
To shiten

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lewdian69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Think that’s just English for ya. Present tense “defecate”, past tense “defecated”, future tense “will defecate/going to defecate” Clench, clenched, will clench Use a bidet, used a bidet, will use a bidet

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owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Will have shatten

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- Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Will Shatner
  
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j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Xi

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- splinter@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
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Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
🤣 what ? Lol

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