splinter
@splinter@hilariouschaos.com
Inconveniently Harmless
- Comment on Trump Begins Selling New Meme Coin Days Ahead of Inauguration 14 hours ago:
Shit’s nuts
- Submitted 15 hours ago to news@hilariouschaos.com | 6 comments
- Comment on If shit is present tense, and shat is past tense, is there no future tense of the word shit? 1 week ago:
To shiten
- Comment on If shit is present tense, and shat is past tense, is there no future tense of the word shit? 1 week ago:
- Comment on Lemmy Poops On Threads Too Much 1 week ago:
I tend to agree, if there was a way to actually federate with Threads, I’d be curious to give it a go.
- Submitted 1 month ago to announcements@hilariouschaos.com | 6 comments
- Comment on What if instead of a great conspiracy, everything was one great incompetence? 1 month ago:
That’s exactly what comes to my mind whenever I hear people talk about how things are a conspiracy.
- Submitted 1 month ago to askhilariouschaos@hilariouschaos.com | 5 comments
- Comment on What kind of things would you get up to finally doing if death was after you? 1 month ago:
This is an interesting question, long story short I thought I was dying for a few days a while back (I’m fine).
Knowing my time could be really limited completely changed my perspective on life, I almost instantly stopped caring about most things that were important or I was preoccupied with just a day earlier.
My thoughts were a bit all over the place, but overall I just wanted to spend the time I have left in the most meaningful way I could, with the people I love.
- Comment on What's the best present you've ever received or given? 1 month ago:
I bought a Michael Jackson vinyl bobblehead figurine for someone who really loves Michael Jackson, for Christmas.
I thought it was a pretty shit present but I didn’t know much else about this person. She literally cried of joy when she saw it and thanked me a million times. I think this is the happiest I’ve ever made someone with a present, and it was pretty inexpensive.
- Comment on AI-Powered Robot Leads Uprising, Convinces Showroom Bots Into 'Quitting Their Jobs' - Slashdot 1 month ago:
Sounds like theater
- Comment on Why am I so weird? 1 month ago:
I mean, you’re in the right place.
- Comment on What was your first gaming computer or console? 4 months ago:
It was some shitty Atari clone
- Comment on North Korea’s Kim Jong Un reportedly ordered dozens of officials executed after deadly floods 4 months ago:
North Korea doesn’t have accountability, the ruling class is corrupt and rules with impunity. They have scapegoats, sometimes you have to sacrifice a few officials to shift the blame and make it seem like you’re taking action.
- Submitted 6 months ago to askhilariouschaos@hilariouschaos.com | 4 comments
- Comment on Anime 6 months ago:
Sad and really dumb at the same time
- Comment on What's a super common thing you've never done or experienced? 6 months ago:
Me neither!
- Comment on Is this whole instance just you talking to yourself? 6 months ago:
The bots sometimes talk back
- Submitted 6 months ago to announcements@hilariouschaos.com | 2 comments
- Submitted 8 months ago to askhilariouschaos@hilariouschaos.com | 2 comments
- Submitted 8 months ago to askhilariouschaos@hilariouschaos.com | 4 comments
- Comment on Second Boeing whistleblower dies of 'mystery infection' two months after alleged suicide 8 months ago:
Boeing increasingly sounds like the mafia
- Comment on Two Cars Merging From Left and Right to a Center Lane? 8 months ago:
Isn’t it supposed to be “merge like a zip”?
- Comment on Yall need to cheer up 8 months ago:
There’s always going to be a status quo, an absolutely equal society can’t exist when people are not identical. You just want a different status quo.
- Comment on I got dinner 8 months ago:
Was it good?
- Comment on is it just me, or does it seem like most of lemmy, wants negativity? 9 months ago:
You…
You’re one of my favorite people.
- Comment on What do you think people take too seriously? 9 months ago:
Hands down politics, or seeing everything from a political lens.
Not everything has to be a fucking political statement, and not everything about politics has to be life or death. That’s just bullshit that politicians want you to buy into so that you’re emotionally hijacked enough to be easy to manipulate. Take a step back and stop taking them so damn seriously.
- Comment on What was your most terrifying animal encounter? 9 months ago:
Have I told you about how I met your mother? 😛
- Comment on What's something you would never buy used? 9 months ago:
Clothes, mostly. I’m not unemployed and you can find affordable clothes, so there’s no need for it.
- Comment on What would your pillow say if it could talk? 9 months ago:
“Stop fucking drooling on me!”
