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https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/nov/08/astronauts-hospital-nasa-international-space-station
Nasa ‘still piecing things together’ two weeks after return from ISS but crew members cite medical privacy
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Xenomorph. Definitely a Xenomorph.
As long as it’s not Xenomorph, I think we’re good
Boeing’s incompetence may have hurt our astronauts, we are not good
Checking for Body Snatchers.
Bad idea bringing a xenomorph host planetside
Realistically: They spent more than 180 days, after that milestone shit gets weird. Men start to go blind, muscle mass stops being able to be maintained, spinal disks goes weird, fertility is permanently negatively effected, etc. It’s invaluable data to study then even if they aren’t reporting symptoms.
Conspiracy: they’re space zombies now.
One of the crew, who has not been identified, was “briefly detained” at the hospital but was released “in good health” to continue what it called post-flight reconditioning, the US space agency said at the time.
This is not news. It was probably not even space-related.
It’s absolutely space related, there are serious health problems associated with even a couple months in zero-g.
Are they reporting strange things like ‘my car was red and now it’s blue’ ?
Goo bones? I bet it’s goo bones.
Smh :(
Considering what happened to the last two whistleblowers, I wouldn’t want to piss off Boeing either.
Meat worm
Uh-oh, somebody’s chest asploded again.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 week ago
One of them is now invisible and one is super stretchy, the third one is on fire all the time.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Well, he’s not technically on fire all the time, but he is a flaming asshole, if that’s what you meant.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 week ago
Nah, like this guy: venturebrothers.fandom.com/wiki/Cody