history’s first roommates 🥲
"Hephaestion was just his homie"
Submitted 3 weeks ago by 
Grumpus_Maximus@thelemmy.club to historymemes@piefed.social
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bombadil@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago Gilgamesh and Enkidu would like a word.
It might devolve into a wrestling match with the end result being a polycule, but who am I to judge.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
No wonder his men followed him so gladly into battle. He is our leader by day, and lover by night.
Mantzy81@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
It was a legitimate strategy in Thebes. You’ll fight harder for your “brother” if they were also your lover.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Those ancient greeks man…they were so progressive, with their democracy and their separation of biological sex from their sexuality.
I’m no historian but it really sounds like Greece was a pretty sweet place, at least for the privileged classes. I consider myself pretty straight, but the idea of truly free love is absolutely magical.
You know one of the most surefire methods of oppression…particularly among slaves or a subservient class…is to control their sexuality? Complete control over who, when, and where you may fuck. Tough to do on a population level though. But we can make certain behaviors uncouth. Make homosexuality a “sin”, make sodomy and interracial marriage criminal, etc.
Some things, in our biological and ethical scope, make sense…like incest and pedophilia. Although it could also be said that our knowledge of biology and ethical code also prohibited sodomy and interracial intercourse, while apparently Ancient Greece’s encouraged them.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Now do Alexander the Hamilton. He liked Laurens a lot, and also Mulligan’s pants.