Treegasmic

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• smeg@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hay fever is the body not wanting to huff the plant spunk, so if you don’t have it then you’re a filthy degenerate!

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    OwO! Pollinate me, tree daddy!

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  • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well this confirms it. I might as well give in…

    spank me, tree Daddy!

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• logicbomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Boy it really makes those pictures of bees covered in pollen seem slightly less cute.

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• Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fun fact: Many cities purposely plant male trees because they do not want to deal with the stuff the females make, and thus, it triggers allergies even harder. So many males are unloading in competition that we are being covered in their gametes.

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• frezik@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My sinuses did not consent to this.

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• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just skeeting directly into my sinus. Arborial bukkake directly into my eyes.

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• Makeitstop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bloomkkake

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• AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ooooohhh yeah…

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