A Transcendent Shrexperience
Ideal Shrek Zone
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Draegur@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Quik@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Wasn’t that an implosion and therefore instantaneous?
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Except we now know the sub imploded, and they were killed instantly. Apparently they dropped ballast seconds before the implosion, so they must have seen or heard something.
Also, the US armed forces have a bunch of undersea microphones to listen for Russian subs, and they knew what had happened immediately, and told the crew on the support vessel.
dmention7@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Cannabis products: “amiajoketoyou?.jpg”
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
This is a lie to make people feel better, rather than let them think they will die instantly, let them think for an hour and 30 mins they will calmly enjoy their final minutes listening to Mike Myers. Personally I’d rather go out to Wayne’s World if it’s going to be Mike Myers.
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
dyeing instantly would be preferable imo
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
My preferred death would be instantaneous combustion. No need for a cremation later, just a one shot of death and decorporealization.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Some of our best shitposting artists are over 60, don’t forget.
Thordros@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
You’ve just been made a moderator of shrekland.net
Congrats!
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I guess you could say somebody once told him…
Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
It’s all ogre…