A Transcendent Shrexperience
Ideal Shrek Zone
Submitted 4 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Draegur@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Quik@infosec.pub 4 months ago
Wasn’t that an implosion and therefore instantaneous?
sirico@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Why am I suddenly experiencing the works of Shrekspear
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 4 months ago
dch82@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Noice
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Except we now know the sub imploded, and they were killed instantly. Apparently they dropped ballast seconds before the implosion, so they must have seen or heard something.
Also, the US armed forces have a bunch of undersea microphones to listen for Russian subs, and they knew what had happened immediately, and told the crew on the support vessel.
dmention7@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Cannabis products: “amiajoketoyou?.jpg”
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
This is a lie to make people feel better, rather than let them think they will die instantly, let them think for an hour and 30 mins they will calmly enjoy their final minutes listening to Mike Myers. Personally I’d rather go out to Wayne’s World if it’s going to be Mike Myers.
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 4 months ago
dyeing instantly would be preferable imo
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
My preferred death would be instantaneous combustion. No need for a cremation later, just a one shot of death and decorporealization.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Some of our best shitposting artists are over 60, don’t forget.
Thordros@hexbear.net 4 months ago
You’ve just been made a moderator of shrekland.net
Congrats!
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 4 months ago
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
I guess you could say somebody once told him…
Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 4 months ago
It’s all ogre…