Couldn’t you just, y’know…fucking lock the door when you leave the house?
"YOU. THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW."
Submitted 2 months ago by Lwaxana@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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noxy@yiffit.net 2 months ago
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 months ago
When carrying your keys with you is somehow a hard thing to do.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Today I learned that for some people taking a pill is a hard thing to do, so I’m not going to be surprised by anything at this point
cricbuzz@hexbear.net 2 months ago
the NESTification of our world and our neighbors is a worrying trend
Chinchillax@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Some annoying neighbor kids keep ringing our doorbell and running away. I’m hoping getting one of these will stop all the ding dong ditching :/
I hate needing to buy one though. It doesn’t feel good
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The Duras home automation system is working exactly as designed.
UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 months ago
chillbo_baggins@hexbear.net 2 months ago
GLORY TO YOUR HOME SECURITY
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
GLORY TO YOU… AND YOUR HOUSE SECURITY SYSTEM
come on man it was right there lol
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
This is not your doorbell. It’s run by nest.
data1701d@startrek.website 2 months ago
Next day: there’s a mek’leth jammed where your doorbell used to be.
zephorah@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The real question is, where can I get that T-shirt?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE… BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE!”
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 months ago
Ring Doorbell: “There is no glory here! Go away!”
Kabutor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I get the reference of the post title, just rewatched Lower Decks :D
Chuymatt@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Dishonor on your AI!
OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Sounds like a pretty shit security feature. I wonder if it would keep the door open if I were to print a photo of the owner and wear it like a mask.
pipes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Or lock me out when I just had an accident in the yard