Submitted 3 months ago by Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
I have an acquaintance that is having their life ended next month due to constant medical suffering and just had this morbid thought. Care Now could have a spinoff business called Death Now.
I’m waiting for the app that offers home delivery.
Your Killr has arrived
Wouldn’t work, they’d need appointments to keep up with incredible demand and scheduled maintenance for the ol corpse wiggler out back.
They had that in Soylent Green, and in Futurama there were suicide booths.
They would probably have a difficult time hiring or getting malpractice insurance. Euthanasia is a specialty — like neurology, anesthesia, surgery, etc.
Oof, yeah, Death By Appointment might be a better name as I couldn’t see them offering on the spot meat suit evacuation! It’s a process to get approval for getting a humane end to one’s medical suffering. They’d likely be too swamped to do it any other way.
Their would be no lemmy users left
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 months ago
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Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Would you like QUICK AND PAINLESS or SLOW AND HORRIBLE?
Uh, yeah, I’d like to place a collect call :)
You have selected SLOW AND HORRIBLE
…good choice!
BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Came here for this