Submitted 3 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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People have pulled muscles and dislocated joints trying that.
To quote an unnamed friend of mine: “I love those dreams where you can suck your own dick, and it’s so easy.”
Also quoting the same friend: “no, dude, every guy has that dream, all the time.”
Also quoting that friend: “bullshit man, I can’t be the only one having that dream every night.”
Quoting me, an hour later: “homie, for the last time, I do not want to hear any more stories about your self-suck dreams.”
Yeah, I mean, I’ve been told I have a nice dick, and I’m fond of the damn thing, but if I wanted to suck a dick, no way in hell am I going to break my neck trying to get at my own. Luckily, being hetero means never having to suck dick unless you lose a bet.
love those dreams where you can suck your own dick, and it’s so easy
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Ah, every teenage boy understands this desire.
Wish I’d known this was an option like 20 years ago…
Suipeniside?
TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 months ago
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There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin While wiping his chin “If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
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