I want to hurt whoever picked that typeface
When I was a kid I ordered a escort to our house for my stepfather.
My mom got home about ten minutes before she showed up and the fireworks started!
The next guy was a bit nicer.
Pizza
Submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Comments
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
cm0002@lemmy.world 2 months ago
LMAO, I take it he wasn’t very nice lol
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
What is that font? Makes me feel dyslexic.
Omgarm@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I doubt the pizza delivery guys care enough to linger around.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
They want their money, though. And I bet some of them were curious what this was all about.
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean, is this story set in the 90s? Where can you order pizza from today that:
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doesn’t have caller ID (oh hey, the same number is calling again for the 12th time tonight)
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doesn’t require payment up front
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Wouldn’t notice that every sequential house on the same street had ordered
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Mwallerby@startrek.website 2 months ago
A man did this in London in 1810, but with everything - chimney sweeps, piano deliveries, priests, lawyers, coal carts, doctors, undertakers, all sorts.
It brought the whole area to a standstill and the guy won a guinea in a bet and ran away to the countryside
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berners_Street_hoax
kopasz7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wow. So this was probably the first reflection/amplification ddos in history.
vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
thanks for the link. I almost cried with laughter trying to picture it.
ngwoo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I really hope the order of events is the actual order they happened in because the escalation is perfect