Obviously the Pharaohs were literal giants. The reason discovered mummies are all human sized is because their divine alien essence was bled away after death to be channeled into the stars by the divine shape of the pyramids, leaving only a human-sized husk behind which modern “science” thinks is just some kind of dried out human. ~/s~
I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no.
Submitted 4 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
Red_October@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 months ago
bruh Im too high to be reading this kind of shit
cerement@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Egypt invented matryoshka dolls
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
samus12345@lemmy.world 4 months ago
blahsay@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Why big sarcophagi? Why big trucks?
Zrybew@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Just overcompensating
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Did these people forget the tomb of Napoleon exists or something?
Rolando@lemmy.world 4 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s definitely got better effects than One Million B.C.
hperrin@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Imagine seeing the Lincoln Memorial and thinking, “so Lincoln was actually 25 feet tall! Wow!”