"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Comments

• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean if you’re that worried it’d be more effective to build up a spank bank for making kids later and then just get a vasectomy.

  source

  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    we have different definitions of the words ‘spank bank’

    source
• Linkerbaan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

  source
• Heavybell@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Mods, deactivate this man’s balls.”

  source
• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They just want your money, super glue works just as good and it’s cheaper, non-invasive.

  source
• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t compression of the tissue starve it if oxygen and cause necrosis?

  source

  • flying_sheep@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What? Why would you permanently compress it?

    source

    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      TIL about the meme, but to continue hypothetically - any sort of pressure to either hold the ends of the type in the mechanism, or if the tube continues through the mechanism and a “pinch” is done to prevent flow.

      source
• blahsay@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is an idea from a book by john scalzi called starter villain.

  source
• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Actually you’ll need to cum 3-5 times with the switch off to eliminate the chances of impregnating someone!

  It’s that way when having a vasectomy

  source

  • Neato@ttrpg.network ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When I got a vasectomy, it was like 20 before they wanted to do a fertility test.

    source

    • todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That was the hardest part of the whole procedure. It took like 3 hours for the doctor to make me cum that many times.

      source

      • -> View More Comments
• Zapheus@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Controlled vasectomy…

  source