Throw a sharp stick at it until it dies or goes away? Of course, why didn’t I think of that!
Guidance
Submitted 5 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Comments
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 5 months ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Run away in fear until you gather enough of a group so that you can all turn around and kill and destroy whoever or whatever scared you in the first place.
Keep doing that for 200,000 years and you end up with a nuclear war
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Keep doing that for 200,000 years and you end up with a nuclear war
Dammit, Ghandi! EVERY. TIME!
RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I hope that at this point humans are in the process of realizing that killing the nukes is way more beneficial than killing their enemies with nukes.
BluesF@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Well of course we’re going to throw poo at him
sirico@feddit.uk 5 months ago
The answer is either poop slinging or non stop sex
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Why not both? … the ancestors have spoken.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Explains sooo much, really.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 months ago
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
“have you tried stabbing your problems with a sharp stick”
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
We’ve gone too far! Early Homo Sapiens and cohabiting Neaderthals, what is your wisdom?
perishthethought@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I don’t know why but “hooting and shrieking” made me laugh out loud. Well done!
Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Checkmate, atheists
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
It’s no wonder our prehistoric ancestors went wandering around hooting, hollering, randomly screaming and yelling all the time. They kept hearing all these voices from the future asking them questions like “why is my life bad”, “how do I make her love me”, “how do we find the vietcong”, “why is America fighting this war”, “will putin start nuclear war”, “when will Jesus return” …