Microplastics found in every human testicle in study

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• joojmachine@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  microplastics are stored in the balls

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  • nick@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Along with the pee? Damn my balls are pulling some double duty

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    • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s why there are two.

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  MFW humans aren’t even biodegradable any more.

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I never really considered a tattoo, but perhaps something like this would be fitting:
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    • Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A lot of tattoo inks can contain plastics and metals which enter the body through the skin. So it could be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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  • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But it’s nice to know that long after in gone, my balls will be hanging on.

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• Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Answering the real question: "The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample." Saved you a click.

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I die, throw me in the recycle.

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now you can start calling your orgies “the plastic ball pit”

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• SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t even eat balls anymore, smh.

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• PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The next song is called… Shooting microplastics from my cock

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Children of Men…

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• Rubisco@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of Charles Moore talking about bisphenol A and males in Garbage Island.

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• Pistcow@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh nards

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• nobleshift@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ow my balls

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Luckily my testicles weren’t studied, so I must be safe. Right?

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  • Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you don't look, you won't see it, it's not there. Right?

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