Not to worry, he has a magical healing ear. A couple days with a maxi pad on his head and not even a scar!
Comment on well if you look at it that way
Stern@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Even two inches can make a big difference, just ask the guy who shot at Trump.
db2@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wogi@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Tampon don just has a nice ring to it
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Between the tampons and the Depends, the man is singlehandedly keeping the toiletries industry afloat.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
A joke like that will get you dumped by Jack Black and fired by your agents. At least if you’re Kyle Gass.
downpunxx@fedia.io 5 weeks ago
Jack Black didn't dump anyone, he didn't want to get fucking shot on stage or have his family targeted by one of the 250 million firearms currently in American civilian circulation, primarily hoarded and used by MAGA right wing gun nuts. But do go on ........
BigPotato@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If they wanted to target him, they’ve got the whole Post-apocalypto mini series where they kill Don Jr. with a machine gun after killing his KKK Nazi guards, so one joke is just adding to the pile of reasons he’ll be drawn and quartered by them.