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Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It’s fun.

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  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you think Queen Elizabeth sucked dick? These are the questions that plague me and keep me awake at night.

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    • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I bet she was even more freaky than that. Rich people who come from a long line of rich people in a sexually repressed upper class are freaks man, for real.

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  • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says “why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful.” Because that would be weird.

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    • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, actually. Much dirtier words are used.

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    • HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I do t know them, and I mean no offense, but I’m guessing it would sound a little more akin to:

      hhmmmmthhhhthhbnmmmmmmnpppppppphhhyyyyyyyyyyhhhttttttttttttssddshhshshshshssssssssssmmmsmsmsmsmmsmsssssppppppppppppwoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppttfthhjhjjffffffffmmmmmmmmsmsmsmmssstthghhgggpop

      But that’s just a guess.

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      • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Got Dat grapefruit game

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• BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes I do.

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• kerrypacker@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Steadman sucks her dick.

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