Once I understood the weakness of my flesh…
Comment on You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.
MudMan@fedia.io 1 month ago
So I'm the only one having weird posthumanist body horror type feelings at the concept of being given an instruction manual for your artificial body parts, including the equivalent of a void warranty sticker?
Just me? Cool, cool. Quietly unlocking new phobias over here.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 1 month ago
… I craved the strength and certainty of steel …
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
… I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine …
uis@lemm.ee 1 month ago
including the equivalent of a void warranty sticker?
. . .
I hate this dystopia.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hello, we are calling about your hip’s extended warranty. Press 1 to be connected to a hipologist and remedy this issue. Press 2 to die. Ending this call will assume option 2. Option 1 is also option 2 but with a slightly longer buffer time. Too late, you are now dead. click
moody@lemmings.world 1 month ago
You’re not cool enough, so you need a visit to the hipologist.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hip-hip gunshot sounds
Shareholders: horray!
guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re so un-hip I’m surprised your bum doesn’t fall off
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Fuck that, imma install Linux on my hip
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Congratulations, you can now outpace Usain Bolt, but you’ll need to open a terminal window to take a shit.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Deadman’s switch activated after not receiving a signal for 6h. Hip will explode in 3, 2…
loomi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
By the time you get to the point when this might become a certainty in your life, you will be so miserable those phobias will be a distant memory.
Source: seeing my dad suffer before his surgery
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not sure if this is always an issue or just during some recovery period but I can see how it would be important not to stress the fragile ligaments and other issues post op until the proper time.
MudMan@fedia.io 1 month ago
Yeah, the content itself makes perfect sense, I think what got me was the airplane security leaflet pictures. Makes it seem like you pulled your hip from a vaguely disappointing Amazon cardboard box along with a cheap gadget.