I love the live location feature, so that I never lose track of my kitchen cube. You can see where it is and how it’s doing even from remote. Always have an eye on my cube when at woek.
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oyfrog@lemmy.world 3 months ago
my favorite feature is that it’s a smart device—you connect it with your phone via proprietary app and it tells you the temperature of your counter top. Also for a low monthly subscription fee it will also recite the screen play of a random episode of friends in 4 languages simultaneously, none of which are English, Spanish, Arabic, or Mandarin.
gigachad@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
boonhet@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Obviously the languages are Estonian, Finnish, Latvian and Lithuanian.
Except for the Finnish + Baltic region, where the languages are actually Tagalog, Swahili, Navajo and the most popular option, x86 assembly for outputting the text of the episode in Haitian Creole. The latter is the most popular because of how insanely fast they have to speak.
lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Oh, I know this one, Estonia is that country next to Italy, right?
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I just know that their military has the best MREs.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Personally, I’m a fan of the rumble notification feature. Pair it with your phone and it’ll rumble in response to a random notification on your phone at least once a day. Best part is: it kinda shakes the whole house and will sometimes shuffle itself into the floor so you can’t ignore it! Yeah, I’ve had to replace some tile, but it’s totally worth it.
errer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Being able to report the temperature is way too useful for a useless steel block. I’d pay $10/month for a block that truly does nothing.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Please tell me it scrobbles…
SternburgExport@feddit.de 3 months ago
Man I really hope that app requires an active internet connection and a registered account. And it would be real nice if the app wasn’t optimized at all and support would end after 3 updates.
filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
‘Bro, my steel cube is now just a useless brick’
Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
If you dont pay the subsciption it immediately gets rusty
grue@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Look, just because Elon Musk can’t choose an alloy properly doesn’t mean nobody can do it. Hell, even DeLorean managed it, and he was dealing with both cocaine and the Troubles at the same time!