Guess we found Tucker Carlson’s lemmy account.
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s not funny that they’ve made the M&M’s basically unfuckable now, I haven’t been fully erect for a year now.
wunami@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Plum@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.
nothing@lemm.ee 4 months ago
…Or guilty enough
Exusia@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And after they took away the basketball bunnies fat tits! Man just can’t win in this world!
x4740N@lemm.ee 4 months ago
You still terrified of OSHA and guard rails
dumbass@leminal.space 4 months ago
What do you mean? That yellow M&M as totally fuckable!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Those weren’t M&Ms you were eating, silly. They don’t even make blue M&Ms.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Have you ever seen an M&M’s blue waffle?
LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Says the guy with “Cum” in his name.
And I said wildest in the title.
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 4 months ago
ask him what his stance on OSHA is (he’s against it), and it terrifies me for what his sexual practices must be.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Why would they ask if you’ve already answered?
Spoiler alert, my dude.