As a fork-and-knife pizza eater, I have come around to pizza squares.
That said, PIZZA BELONGS IN A TRIANGLE
Comment on xkcd #2929: Good and Bad Ideas
tacosplease@lemmy.world 6 months agoI guess because there is no crust to grab. Gotta get grease and maybe sauce on your hands to eat the inner squares.
As a fork-and-knife pizza eater, I have come around to pizza squares.
That said, PIZZA BELONGS IN A TRIANGLE
This can be solved by using a napkin
Or by cutting it into standard slices. But yeah napkins and apathy work too.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 6 months ago
But square pizza is the sort you eat with fork and knive tho?
menemen@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not necesarilly. I fear we have to face it: This is one of the rare cases where ckcd fucked it up.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_al_taglio
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Not at all, they are probably talking about horrible Dayton Style pizza. For when you want pizza but it needs to be thin, unsatisfying, greasy, and difficult to eat.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dayton-style_pizza
Fucking heathens, if it weren’t for them keeping keeping the alien technology from area 51 at Wright Patterson AFB I’d have them wiped off the map.
DrElementary@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This is the superior thin crust style of pizza. Cut in squares, which is a totally fine and legitimate thing to do.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Louis–style_pizza
menemen@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Do people actually eat this? upload.wikimedia.org/…/Marion's_Supreme.JPG
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
There is no pizza acceptable to eat with fork and knife.
JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 6 months ago
<Chicago pizza has entered the chat>
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 6 months ago
That’s a misnamed quiche.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 6 months ago
Pizza with zucchini and champignons.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Any pizza that requires utensils is not pizza.