As a fork-and-knife pizza eater, I have come around to pizza squares.
That said, PIZZA BELONGS IN A TRIANGLE
Comment on xkcd #2929: Good and Bad Ideas
tacosplease@lemmy.world 1 month agoI guess because there is no crust to grab. Gotta get grease and maybe sauce on your hands to eat the inner squares.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
ItzzMe@midwest.social 1 month ago
This can be solved by using a napkin
tacosplease@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or by cutting it into standard slices. But yeah napkins and apathy work too.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 1 month ago
But square pizza is the sort you eat with fork and knive tho?
menemen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not necesarilly. I fear we have to face it: This is one of the rare cases where ckcd fucked it up.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_al_taglio
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Not at all, they are probably talking about horrible Dayton Style pizza. For when you want pizza but it needs to be thin, unsatisfying, greasy, and difficult to eat.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dayton-style_pizza
Fucking heathens, if it weren’t for them keeping keeping the alien technology from area 51 at Wright Patterson AFB I’d have them wiped off the map.
DrElementary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is the superior thin crust style of pizza. Cut in squares, which is a totally fine and legitimate thing to do.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Louis–style_pizza
menemen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do people actually eat this? upload.wikimedia.org/…/Marion's_Supreme.JPG
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
There is no pizza acceptable to eat with fork and knife.
JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 1 month ago
<Chicago pizza has entered the chat>
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 1 month ago
That’s a misnamed quiche.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 1 month ago
Pizza with zucchini and champignons.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Any pizza that requires utensils is not pizza.