Comment on xkcd #2929: Good and Bad Ideas

MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• tacosplease@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I guess because there is no crust to grab. Gotta get grease and maybe sauce on your hands to eat the inner squares.

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  • MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But square pizza is the sort you eat with fork and knive tho?

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    • menemen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Not necesarilly. I fear we have to face it: This is one of the rare cases where ckcd fucked it up.

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_al_taglio

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      • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Not at all, they are probably talking about horrible Dayton Style pizza. For when you want pizza but it needs to be thin, unsatisfying, greasy, and difficult to eat.

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dayton-style_pizza

        Fucking heathens, if it weren’t for them keeping keeping the alien technology from area 51 at Wright Patterson AFB I’d have them wiped off the map.

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    • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There is no pizza acceptable to eat with fork and knife.

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      • JayleneSlide@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        <Chicago pizza has entered the chat>

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      • MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Pizza with zucchini and champignons.

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    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Any pizza that requires utensils is not pizza.

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    As a fork-and-knife pizza eater, I have come around to pizza squares.

    That said, PIZZA BELONGS IN A TRIANGLE

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  • ItzzMe@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This can be solved by using a napkin

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    • tacosplease@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Or by cutting it into standard slices. But yeah napkins and apathy work too.

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• criticon@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If the pizza is a square or rectangle (like Detroit deep dish or a flatbread) it is on, but round pizza cut in squares is just bad

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• barsoap@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The only correct way to cut (not too gigantic) round pizza is into six parts so you get equilateral triangles (well, modulo a curved section) which is ideal for holing.

  Home-made pizza rarely if ever is round, though, yes also and especially in Italy. You probably don’t want to go for squares though but eyeball some appropriately-sized rectangles.

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