Oh yeah turn up the heat and humidity and drink some hot milk, in a robe preferred for ultimate zen
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OmegaMouse@pawb.social 4 months ago
I don’t know, clam meditation sounds pretty chill
variants@possumpat.io 4 months ago
neoman4426@fedia.io 4 months ago
Clams seem pretty happy, at least enough that there's a whole expression about it
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Idk, isnt any shellfish meditation antisemetic?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You would think so, but they’ve got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Sounds like squid propaganda!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hey, you don’t have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslecic salmon chanting “from the sea to the river”.
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nah, they’re on instaclam.