Comment on This is what peak performance looks like

dmalteseknight@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The keyboard just needs to be 6ft long and have nonsensical shit hanging off it like skulls on ship chains.

  Also the keyboard keys would not be enlarged. There would be about one thousand regular size keys on it.

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  • fishbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Hand forged in the deepest basement, this keyboard has ultimate compatibility! Every key from every language, at my fingertips! 38 usb cables with the raw power to transcend operating systems and control multiple computers simultaneously… Oh ho ho, but that’s not even the true power of this keyboard. See these skulls? These are all that remains of the former owners… Lost souls, desperate for minimal latency, all lost their minds, and lives, by using the forbidden Synaptic Link. The one I will use to defeat you!”

    And then he plugs a cable into his brain or some shit and they play a round of starcraft. Feel like I started in a corner and wrote myself into a different corner.

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This made me chuckle.

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• GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Def looks like a toaster on the side of his head

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