Comment on those damn vegans!

ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d agree with you, that also means more farts. And farts are funny. Do you hate comedy?

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  • EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online.

    80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.

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    • robotica@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Imagine this, but with no context

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.

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  • Random_internet_user@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Comedy means laugh and laugh means consuming more air . Do you wanna help vegans win ?

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