You could always travel back in time and mary some unlucky christian girl that than is socially obligated do all these things for you because she has no political or social rights of her own while you’re unemployed, because the factory closed down so you go out drinking all night with your “buddies” and have unconsented sex with your wife if and when you eventually find your way home.
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months agoSee?
Toddlers have it made.Someone cooks for you, you can shit yourself and you don’t have to pay taxes.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 8 months ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Most places have a sin tax on alcohol.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Who is giving toddlers alcohol?! We shouldn’t be putting up with drunk toddlers!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah that’s why I ignored the other part of that comment because it was kind of harshing my mellow.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Unfortunately, I can’t make the government believe I’m a toddler.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Shit yourself, it worked for Ted Nugent.