Comment on Good advice can come from the unlikeliest of places.

• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  See?

  Toddlers have it made.Someone cooks for you, you can shit yourself and you don’t have to pay taxes.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Unfortunately, I can’t make the government believe I’m a toddler.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shit yourself, it worked for Ted Nugent.

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You could always travel back in time and mary some unlucky christian girl that than is socially obligated do all these things for you because she has no political or social rights of her own while you’re unemployed, because the factory closed down so you go out drinking all night with your “buddies” and have unconsented sex with your wife if and when you eventually find your way home.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Most places have a sin tax on alcohol.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Who is giving toddlers alcohol?! We shouldn’t be putting up with drunk toddlers!

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