Comment on Good advice can come from the unlikeliest of places.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months agoMom, Flying Squid is being a turd and they are on my half of the back seat.
Comment on Good advice can come from the unlikeliest of places.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months agoMom, Flying Squid is being a turd and they are on my half of the back seat.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months ago
See?
Toddlers have it made.Someone cooks for you, you can shit yourself and you don’t have to pay taxes.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Unfortunately, I can’t make the government believe I’m a toddler.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Shit yourself, it worked for Ted Nugent.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 8 months ago
You could always travel back in time and mary some unlucky christian girl that than is socially obligated do all these things for you because she has no political or social rights of her own while you’re unemployed, because the factory closed down so you go out drinking all night with your “buddies” and have unconsented sex with your wife if and when you eventually find your way home.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Most places have a sin tax on alcohol.