Everyone is picking metal, punk, rock songs. The classic genres for a fight. I’m think it’s already pretty absurd fighting the Supreme Court in a White Castle parking lot. I imagine that they would be in their gowns in the ring surrounded by a bunch people. Maybe a car or two to light up the ring. Bookies taking bets on everyone fighting. Me standing in the ring, buzzed off some whisky and a few lines of cocaine. Slipping on my brass knuckles, jumping around getting hyped up. Coach in the my corner going over the game plan.

Somewhere in the crowed is Dana White, pleased to make a boot load of money off this fight.

Then the music starts, it’s the Muppets singing Mahna Mahna.