Comment on We can't have legitimate consumer reviews interfering with our profits, now can we?

• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Extra fun when the reviews are for some other product.

  Product: A sock

  Review; 4/5 this didn’t come with batteries like the description said it would, but the motor works great for my model car.

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  • Steve@startrek.website ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh absolutely. Fuckin scumbags.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah like “flashlight is pretty bright but the switch quit after 2 months” and if I see several reviews talling about failed switches I kmow what’s up. A good product will have a 1 star review talking about “flashlight tastes terrible and hurt my teeth.”

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  • Steve@startrek.website ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    After 6 months I decided I no longer liked the color but they wouldnt let me return it 😡

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      App said package delivered but it never came

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “USB Battery is very large, but takes very long to charge all the way.” on a battery that supports both USB-Micro and USB-C Fast charging.

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    • Steve@startrek.website ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fast charging refuses to work in my car 👎

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      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Could be any number of things from the charger not being USB-C PD to the sun overheating your phone and causing the safeties to stop or slow down the charging. I haven’t actually found a car charger with a buckboost converter in it to provide higher voltages even when the circuit board is available online for hobby projects.

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  • Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I fell on it, and it went right up my ass. 10/10 would fall again.”

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “SENT ME TO ER, and denied return. I don’t know why guys enjoy flashlights so much for “playtime”, but this one ain’t it, had to go to er when gf got a little too rough with it.”

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• Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Awesome product, but delivery took too long so now I can’t gift it to my kid for his birthday. 1 star.

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• xantoxis@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I go for the 2’s and 3’s, since they are more fair-minded. 1-star reviews will be like “delivery guy was black”

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  • diffcalculus@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I almost choked from laughter

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