Comment on What's the best type of food to eat in an active shower?

• Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The visual of someone waffle stomping an orange is top tier. Thank you.

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  • ChewTiger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Waffle stomp gets me laughing every time in any context.

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Peel before shower?

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  • HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh, yeah, of course. that makes a lot more sense than what I was imagining.

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• Devccoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You take care of that part later, I guess. The whole point of the shower orange IMO is to go primal on it and tear it open and chow down without concern for mess or eating it efficiently. Leaving the peel to pick up afterwards probably just gives the rest of your shower a nice citrus aroma.

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  • jpreston2005@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    going primal on an orange, so unpeel, and eat it like an apple?

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    • Iunnrais@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      More like… take the orange, with the peel still on it, into the shower. Dig your fingers straight through the peel deep into the center of the orange, and then rip it open. Smash your whole face into the middle of the orange, shoving the sweet insides into your mouth and not caring that much of it is smearing on your face. Then shower normally… no sticky residue because you’re already in the shower and it washes right off.

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      • tomjs@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        So how do we give awards on here?

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• Witchfire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ew, why would I want poopy oranges

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  • Septimaeus@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You guys are pooping in the shower?

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    • xmunk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Where else are you supposed to poop?

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