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ValiantDust@feddit.de 4 months ago
I can’t believe that no one mentioned the famous shower orange yet. On Reddit there is a whole subreddit dedicated to it.
A cold orange in the shower perfect – it’s refreshing, it smells great and you don’t have to deal with the usual mess of eating an orange.
toiletobserver@lemmy.world 4 months ago
flango@lemmy.eco.br 4 months ago
Perfect indeed 🤔
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 months ago
??? The peel is what I’d consider the messy part. Are people just stomping it down the drain?
Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
The visual of someone waffle stomping an orange is top tier. Thank you.
ChewTiger@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Waffle stomp gets me laughing every time in any context.
1984@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Peel before shower?
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 months ago
Oh, yeah, of course. that makes a lot more sense than what I was imagining.
Devccoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You take care of that part later, I guess. The whole point of the shower orange IMO is to go primal on it and tear it open and chow down without concern for mess or eating it efficiently. Leaving the peel to pick up afterwards probably just gives the rest of your shower a nice citrus aroma.
jpreston2005@lemmy.world 4 months ago
going primal on an orange, so unpeel, and eat it like an apple?
Iunnrais@lemm.ee 4 months ago
More like… take the orange, with the peel still on it, into the shower. Dig your fingers straight through the peel deep into the center of the orange, and then rip it open. Smash your whole face into the middle of the orange, shoving the sweet insides into your mouth and not caring that much of it is smearing on your face. Then shower normally… no sticky residue because you’re already in the shower and it washes right off.
Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ew, why would I want poopy oranges
Septimaeus@infosec.pub 4 months ago
You guys are pooping in the shower?
xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Where else are you supposed to poop?