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GirthBrooks@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

I do 3D scanning for one of the more popular high end sites. The guys coat their junk in smooth on & pour silicon in the resulting plaster mold, then send that to me to scan, embedded pubes & all. Not my favorite job but it’s an honest living. Just wish they’d send me some silicon vaginas every once in a while.

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Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing

Yeah, who keeps a dildo on their bookshelf on full display, unless they want it to be seen?

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- gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Me, though it’s more indifference than active desire
  
  Brought my wife’s bad dragon collection out so she could show a friend the different firm esses and my ADHD ass put one on the shelf
  
  It’s been there for months, keeps getting put back there
  
  I could go move it right now if I wanted but now that’s it’s place now
  
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  - Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Heh, firm esses.
    
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doctorcrimson@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Imagine losing some hair like that.

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- the_third@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  All I can imagine right now is the sound of a plucked guitar string.
  
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  - doctorcrimson@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Followed by an involuntary strained human yelp.
    
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