Comment on How can I slash Dr. Phil's tires, and why?

• aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Use a key launcher to slash them from a distance

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is key launcher code for a gun?

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    • aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, an apparatus that launches keys (typically generic house keys) usually using air pressure.

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      • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        All my locks are actuated by round keys of about 9mm diameter.

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• TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is true…but it’s not nearly as fun to do it safely

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  • ember@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s also not fun to be dead

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    • moody@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How do you know?

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      • ember@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Because it that case, you wouldn’t be able to slash any more tires.

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• milkytoast@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  air them out first

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